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i ordered a boyfriend through the mail.

his name is either elliot or duncan, whichever i decide i like more when he arrives. he is taller than me, nearly too tall, but not quite there. and he has perfect teeth. (i paid extra for that.) he has brown hair, which is kind of long, but not zztop hair. he wears big shoes and long sleeves, and sometimes t-shirts if the weather permits. he wears belts with all of his pants, and they sit just four inches below where pants should, and that is actually how i like them to sit.

his eyes aren't really anything special, but they're nice to look at anyways, from the pictures i saw. he's actually very skinny, so shipping costs didn't rise. he has kind of a sleep problem like i do, and he likes talking on the phone. he likes to go on adventures and he likes to laugh, and smile, and talk. and he listens to brand new. he likes driving, and likes to text me "goodmorning!:)" from what i've been reading.

he's got a phenomenal vocabulary; conversations are interesting, and he's got more to say than "yeah, haha" because that wouldn't hold up with me too long. he likes to read. he likes to watch movies and think. sometimes, at the same time. he likes to watch stars, and fix things. he's apparently very nice, except he's got an attitude of which gains him respect. maybe he's a little rude, but that's okay.

i'm rude too.

he's really interesting, to be honest with you. he spends all his time analyzing situations and organizing thoughts and just thinking. just plain out, thinking. and i like that a lot.

i just hope when UPS drops him off at my doorstep, he likes me a lot too.